Determined to find a way to raise money so he can attend the convention, he starts writing a list of ways to bug parents, which he then, on the advice of friends, decides to turn into a book and sell. When they are on duty accidentally throw a rock at their head 4. I knew a guy when i was in the navy who stared at the static. Theres no way the resourceful sneeze is going to let that happen. These feelings can make you proud and happy to be part of your group. Stare at your teacher the whole class and smile creepily. The book of random 101 ways to annoy your teacher wattpad. It is about a boy who invents many different things. Whenever a teacher calls on you, answer why do we have to learn this.
Annoy your teacher without getting in trouble kipkis. And not even a worrisome case of inventors block, or fear of his history teacher ms. Ask if you can borrow her pink vest so hagrid can use it as a scarecrow. I only know a few, but even so, the spirit of fun is what matters in this.
Wardlaws sequel to 101 ways to bug your parents 1996 suffers from some of the same maladies as its predecessor. Huh, strange, i thought it would stretch out completely. If any of these work, you wont be seeing your student teacher in a classroom anytime soon. Fierce pierce, will deter him from his clever plan. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor. I love this book because it is full of awkward moments and had me giggling during every page. When the teacher says to take a seat, you answer take it where. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black. He decides he will find ways to annoy his teachers and publish them with the. Take out your math book and solve mathematical problems while youre in history class. When sneezes parents ruin his summer plans to take his latest gizmo to the invention convention, and enroll him instead in a summer writing class, he decides to get even by pestering them. He turns this obsession into his class project by producing a book of tested ways to annoy parents. So his parents want to send him to patrick henry high school, but he does not want to leave his friends at jefferson middle school with ms. You can up the ante a bit and throw a smaller book, an apple, a tennis ball, or even your shoe if you really want to make your teacher mad.
Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is. The story is both comical and compassionate as it highlights the challenges of living up to expectations and the rewards of trying your best. Second,he is in 7 grade and his parents wanted him to skip class and he didnt want to miss his friends so he did a brilliant plan. For your book report, choose the shortest book with the most pictures you can find. Cheeky kid is a cybernaut who spends a lot of time browsing the web, grasping at infinite information and reveling in entertainment and fun. The story is about a boy called sneeze tries to bug his parents because they canceled his vacation and sent him to summer school, a writing activity class.
Sep 01, 1996 the book 101 ways to bug your parents by lee wardlaw was a very fun book to me. Join steve in his school trying to annoy his teacher. This program would then display all sorts of messages if various icons were clicked. One day his teacher asked the class to write a book or something and he decided to write on 101 ways to bug your parents. For your book report, choose the shortest book with the most pictures. Learn morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of beeeep bip bip beeep bip. A boy named steve sneeze wyatt is a great inventor. Get some dog crap put it on a door light it and run off. For your book report, choose the shortest book with the most pictures can find.
Read your math book when you are supposed to be reading history. Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see a magic picture. If the teacher cant find out how to get it back the way it was ask them if. He has a reputation at school from a book he wrote and sold the previous year at school called 101 ways to bug your parents. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer absent. And yes, just about 34 of the entries on this list have actually been done to my social studies student teacher.
When his classmates want to buy copies, he figures that he can make enough money to go to the convention. When the teacher says something, you say is that so. How to annoy your teachers with pictures wikihow fun. Read 101 ways to annoy your teacher from the story the book of random by hypebrat kat with 18,458 reads.
In the memo field of all your checks, write for sensual massage. Welcome to my website o f ingenious pranks and annoying if you want to annoy someone i suggest you use this. Jul 21, 2005 her 101 ways to bug your teacher was an iracbc childrens choice and earned many other state awards and nominations. Jun 24, 2009 101 ways to kill your teachers dont try this at home try it at a friends house or at school 1. Identify which behaviors will and will not get you punished.
Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one two points higher than it actually is. Bank street college of education best books of the year. May 18, 2008 its a pretty good book but i think that in 101 ways to bug your teacher you should have put more info on the other teachers instead of only on fierce my teacher is not nearly as bad as fierce also i was wondering if the book is based on a real thing or if its a made up story. First,the main characters are stve sneezewyatt,his parents,his teacher and ms. The article was called 101 ways to bug your parents, and it focused on a local teacher who gave her 4th. Extraordinarily enough, in my past 10 years on the net, ive done every single one of those. This is a hilarious middle school book all about crushes, friendship, and bullies.
You want 101 ways to annoy people, get revenge, play pranks, then you have came to the right place. The book 101 ways to bug your parents by lee wardlaw was a very fun book to me. Ways to annoy your teacher without getting in trouble doodle on your desk while heshe is discussing something. Some teachers require students to bring a specific folder, notebook, or book to class every day. Most teachers have some distinctive talking style, may pronounce some words outlandishly, use certain gestures, or make a certain face, and emulating them in front of them in a discreet way may upset them. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Third,his on amission to think of 101 ways to bug his teacher. Throw her a birthday party and invite all the halfbreeds you know. Every time your teacher makes a statement, ask why. Hide at the back of the classroom and shoot them 6. Bring the loudest, most obnoxious crunchy food you own to class.
Complain about how useless your teachers subject is. Two boys tell you 101 ways to bug your parents because thar are made to go to summer school. If you would like to bug your teacher, then 101 ways to bug your teacher by lee wardlaw is the book for you. This is the single easiest way to annoy your teacher.
If the teacher asks why, say oh, how did that get there. While the teacher is answering, smile, sigh and relax. We meet his friends hiccup, hayley, goldie, ace, pierre, and many other interesting characters. Inventing, sneezing, blowing his nose, annoying his parents. Before you set out to annoy your teacher, read through your school andor classroom policy. Learn a charm that gives its unsuspecting victim a large, fluffy, white rabbits tail. Here are five ways to annoy that teacher right back. We ordered a new one, and the companion book 101wats to bug your parents.
While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Whenever the teacher is talking, stuff a huge mouthful into your mouth and chew. Sneeze is an appealing, dimensional character whose firstperson narrative is bound to entertain. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up.